(Sung to the tune of "Mambo #5")


 

"Ladies and Gentlemen, this is Bone Path Level Five"

All the gang's arrived
so bring the fucking limo 'round and tell Lou to drive
to the pickup joint off of 3rd street
gotta get myself some ass and want it toot-sweet 'cause
I gotta raise the dead
and I need to do it soon or they'll bust my head
so it's Angelo, Julio, Rocky and me
all riding in my limo at half past three
What else can I do? We better get this done tonight
or my Anziano's gonna turn up the lights
Anyone'll do, just get them all drunk
And toss their skank asses in the trunk

A little bit of Jessica in the car
A little bit of Rebecca in a jar
A little bit of Amy's what I need
A little bit of Sally, make her bleed
A little bit of Marcy sliced to bits
A little bit of Velma and her tits
A little bit of Monica from her head
A little bit of this gonna raise the dead!

Cut out their hearts, and chop 'em all apart
Mark the circle on the ground, throw their blood all around
A knife in your left, a candle in your right
Repeat the Latin chant until you see the light
Then call the spirits in, let them drink from the cup
If all hell breaks loose then you fucked up.

A little bit of Jessica in the car
A little bit of Rebecca in a jar
A little bit of Amy's what I need
A little bit of Sally, make her bleed
A little bit of Marcy sliced to bits
A little bit of Velma and her tits
A little bit of Monica from her head
A little bit of this gonna raise the dead!

 

Spirito? Spiriti!
Bone Path Level Five, ha ha ha!

A little bit of Jessica in the car
A little bit of Rebecca in a jar
A little bit of Amy's what I need
A little bit of Sally, make her bleed
A little bit of Marcy sliced to bits
A little bit of Velma and her tits
A little bit of Monica from her head
A little bit of this is gonna raise the dead!

 

Who would want to fall in love with a puta like you?
You think you're fly and you think you're sweet
But to the Familia you're all just meat

 



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